PART 1.

I got this email today:

“Hello Dear, I was just fooling around when i suddenly came across your pic and believe me,i was totally swept off my feet cos it takes only an angel to make me feel the way i am feeling right now.looking at your eyes lift me up in the sky and if my feelings for u was water,i would have sent u the rain to show u how precious and beautiful u are. my name is theresa lawson am from Wiscosin but right an in west Africa now,,,,am looking forward to meet you and know you better i think our style of matches fit each other that why i need write to you.. I am not into games,Just someone new and interested to make a good term relationship with me and i also want let you know that Friendship is not finding the right person… but creating the right relationship. Its not how much we care in the beginning… but how much we care till the end,what i look for in a woman is truelove, understanding, a kind heart, ready to love, full of compassion & mere humanity… I’d just like to add, that as any woman i need a strong soul…if you know you are interested in me write back at me..IM theresa lawson22 or mail at (theresa_lawson22@yahoo.com) thanks..theresa…..”

My reply:

“awesome, when can we start banging?”

Haven’t heard back from her yet. Now, I know she said that what she…

“look for in a woman is truelove, understanding, a kind heart, ready to love, full of compassion & mere humanity”

but she didn’t say that’s what she look for in a “Man”! So maybe she’ll be willing to overlook my lack of “compassion” and “mere humanity” in exchange for my peen.

My guess is the internet access may not be the best in the part of west Africa she right an in now, and that’s why she hasn’t replied yet. I need to get her back Stateside as soon as I can. I’ll do whatever it takes. If only she’d give me a bank account to wire money to!

A potential future Mrs. Valencia.

A potential future Mrs. Valencia.

(Originally Posted April 10, 2010)

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