
It's getting so bad I can't even drink it anymore.

According to Billy Joel, no.

They're called chalk outlines. They actually draw them pretty often whenever there's a murder.
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Sandusky Can See Most of his Grandchildren, Judge Rules.
Somebody’s getting laid this week!
I’m not sure if the “Judge Rules” part of the headline was inserted by the editor of the article, or if they were just quoting Sandusky after he heard the news..”Judge Rules!”
February 13, 2012 | Categories: Blog | Tags: blog, carlos valencia, carlosv, comedian, comedy, comic, news, pedophile, penn state, sandusky, satire, stand-up comic, standup | Leave A Comment »