When the Boston Marathon bombings happened I joked that praying for Boston was pointless. Especially after the bombing already happened. At that point God had pretty much already made up his mind to fuck Boston over. However, the truth is, faith in prayer is not just worthless, it can be deadly.
I don’t care if you cause your own death by relying on faith healing. That’s actually a pretty great thing to do in a Darwinian sort of way. But when you force a kid to adopt your Health Care By Superstition plan, you’re a gigantic piece of shit. I wish I could use the claw end of a hammer to rip off one of this guy’s testicles, just so I could deny him a 911 call and tell him to try stemming the bleeding by praying Jesus into rubbing his nutsack back to health.
Also, notice this is the Second child they lose this way. Only in a country as Jesus crazy as America would these lunatics be allowed to raise children after already murdering their first. I’m willing to bet you the court system would not have been so forgiving had they let the kid die in the name of Poseidon, cause then they would REALLY be crazy.
May 1, 2013 | Categories: Blog | Tags: bad parenting, blog, Boston, boston bombings, carlos v, carlos valencia, children, christianity, Darwin, faith healing, funny, god, health care, jesus, marathon bombing, parents, prayer, praying, religion, stand up, stand-up comic, standup, standup comic | Leave A Comment »