Comedian Rankings 3: Top Redneck

I think this proves the point that I can just dominate all genres of comedy I decide to take on. I’ve conquered the Family Friendly, Christian, and now Redneck/Country genres. I’ve conquered all but the elusive Explicit/Raw genre that keeps me hovering at the 2 and 3 positions. Some day though, Explicit/Raw, some day!

As you can see, I’ve probably beaten my toughest competition yet. Some would say that his hat is even more Rednecky than mine. And I only have two names, which again would put me at a disadvantage against his more Rednecky three. And I’m not even mentioning the teeth, or the dumbfounded look on his face. Well I guess I just did.

In any case, at the end of the day, my down to earth, common man, blue collar, fag mocking, rebel flag waving humor came up on top. And I do believe I owe it to the good lord almighty Jesus Christ…and the Holy Spirit, why not, I’ll throw him in there too. And the troops.

(Originally Posted 10/9/06)