Sex, Drugs, and Comedy… not much sex though, or drugs… ok just Comedy. Headlines. 4/3/12

It's getting so bad I can't even drink it anymore.

According to Billy Joel, no.

They're called chalk outlines. They actually draw them pretty often whenever there's a murder.

Didn't she already play an anchor in the 2008 election? In the sense that after she attached herself to McCain, he went nowhere. Why would she even need to play an anchor, this woman mocks herself by just being alive.

Actually somebody just set up a bomb at the power plant, but maybe that's just the terrorists' way of being green.

Finally, CNN is catching up to stand-up comic material from the 1980's. Stay tuned for an article about issues with GPS navigators in 2037.

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