Emo Hairstyles vs. Badasses

These are my rendition of what a few well known badasses would look like if they were to adopt the trendy emo hairstyle. It’s a social experiment really. All things being equal, can one still maintain the same level of badassness while sporting hair that effectively drains your virility and credibility as a male?

My opinion: They look significantly less badass, but considerably more fuckable.

You be the judge.

Charles Bronson

He fulfilled his death wish by cutting himself.

Chuck (Carlos) Norris

Chuck Norris doesn’t listen to My Chemical Romance, My Chemical Romance listens to Chuck Norris. Probably because he’s pointing two Uzis at them.

Clint Eastwood

The Good, The Bad, and The Pretty.

Mr. T

Pity the fool who still wears a mohawk.

Ninja

50% more stealthy than your average ninja.

Predator

Breaking away from the well established Predator Rastafarian tradition.

and for good measure,

Emo Philips

(Originally Posted 3/3/07)