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The Comedy Fluffer Tour.
The Comedy Fluffer Tour owes its name not just to the amazing sexual prowess of its headliners, Junior Stopka and Carlos Valencia, but to the fact that they have performed, both together and separately, as opening acts for some of the most important names in stand-up. The tour will feature a range of dark comedy musings from some of the most daring comics in the country.
An Atlanta comedy veteran, Carlos Valencia is most notably known as a long time opening act for legendary comic Doug Stanhope, as well as a touring headliner in clubs, bars, and watering holes across the country. Recognized for his smart edgy writing and dark unique style, Carlos has performed at the prestigious Seattle International Comedy Competition, Laugh Your Asheville Off Comedy Festival in Asheville, NC, and Comcast’s Trial By Laughter Competition.
“I don’t tour with other comics very often, mostly because nobody wants to tour with me and I don’t shower very often. But when I do tour with people I make sure they’re hilarious, and Junior is a monster, both because of how funny he is on stage and how frightening he is off it.”, Carlos Valencia
Chicago native and comedy madman Junior Stopka is the other half of the tour and is always an amazing original presence. Recently Junior was recognized by being invited to perform in the renowned Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal and as Doug Stanhope’s nationwide opening act. His material and delivery is unlike anything you have ever experienced in comedy and one you are not likely to forget.
“Saw this bee drinking at the bar, he said “You’re killing my BUZZ!” Haha, cause I showed him a photo of a neglected elderly man with spider bites.”, Junior Stopka.
Carlos Valencia’s first time on stage was at a competition where the prize was a week-long booking on a cruise ship. He lost categorically and he is still yet to set foot on a cruise ship, but since then Valencia has performed in 30+ states from Washington to Florida in comedy clubs, colleges, casinos, taverns, prisons, military bases, watering holes, speakeasys, roadhouses, bars (both In and On), punk rock clubs, country dance halls, metalhead dives, hip-hop joints, diners, bowling centers, back alleys, churches, bathhouses, and just about every nightmarish scenario a comedy booker can concoct.
Needless to say, Carlos drinks quite a bit. Based out of Atlanta, GA for the past few years, Carlos has been traveling around the United States on his solo “Countdown to Suicide” Comedy Tour, scheduled to end when the Prozac runs out, or his liver gives in.
A lot of my fans complain they can’t see me perform nearly as much as they’d love to because I don’t have enough shows booked within a 12 hour driving distance from where they live. So for those fans I created the following recreation of what it is like to see me perform live. By just clicking on different parts of my body you can experience with amazing accuracy what it is like to be in the audience of one of my shows. Enjoy!!