Sex, Drugs, and Comedy… not much sex though, or drugs… ok just Comedy.

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Sharp-tongued and hilarious. Intelligent and profane. Silly and provocative. Honest and off-kilter. Carlos Valencia has been described as a comedy insurgent intent on subverting PC oversensitivities and exposing cultural hypocrisies with an arsenal of unapologetic observations and laugh-out-loud irreverence.

Through years of honing his craft in comedy clubs, colleges, theaters, casinos, boats, taverns, watering holes, churches, diners, coffee shops, prisons, military bases, bowling centers, back alleys, redneck pubs, gay bars, punk rock clubs, hip-hop joints, and heavy metal dives across the United States, Carlos Valencia has built an underground following nationwide and earned the respect of both new and veteran comics alike. Including the attention of underground comedy legend Doug Stanhope who tapped him to be his opening act during Stanhope’s Big Stink Comedy Tour.

If you enjoy social commentary that straddles the edges of darkness yet doesn’t take itself too seriously and is never above embracing the absurdity of the human condition (poop jokes), Carlos Valencia might be the comic you’ve been waiting for.


A lot of my fans complain they can’t see me perform nearly as much as they’d love to because I don’t have enough shows booked within a 12 hour driving distance from where they live. So for those fans I created the following recreation of what it is like to see me perform live. By just clicking on different parts of my body you can experience with amazing accuracy what it is like to be in the audience of one of my shows. Enjoy!!